Oh, Dane!

Remember when you were really funny and not at all annoying? When you brough that unique Dane Cook breed of enthuisiasm to the stage? Ofcourse you do, we all do.

Because Comedy Central plays that one fucking special where you were funny about 17 times a goddam week.

Now log out of Myspace, put down that next script that's written by Dax from Punk'd, and for the love of God stop doing movies with the premise of "Everyone wants to see Jessica Alba/Jessica Simpson/Jessica McWill-Never-Ever-Get-Naked-In-a-Movie."

Write a joke, because "This Is OCT-O-BER!"

........for the last shreds of dignity you and your career have.